I really have to poop, but I’m cherishing the 15 minutes before I wake nick up by internetting all the things that bore him. I don’t wanna do it afterward ‘cause his apartment is itty bitty, and I’ve been living on TacoBell and pizza. Here’s a camel that’s been comforting me: (VThe source linkV)
I don't wanna be one of those whiny tumblr fags.
But like wtf is dis shit?
Hey what the fuck is chat post
Am I too high for this?
thisisjustgreat: PARTY LIKE THE PAST TWELVE MONTHS WEREN’T EMOTIONALLY CRIPPLING!
I think that my slightly late resolution is to...
Because its so akin to thinking positively and acting positively that its grand. Absolutely. So, last night Nick woke me up on accident about 3:25am. I had cramps (for all you males reading this, I’d apologize but you don’t get cramps or pregnancy so I have no reason to feel bad for you~). I proceeded to get up and search for ibuprofen, on the way I stepped on some of Gizmo’s...
"I'M NOT GAY"
sweetlittlekitty: darcy-will-taser-you: I wanted to see what Martin Freeman’s wife looked like, so I typed in ‘Martin Freeman with wife’, and this picture came up: THAT’S ABOUT RIGHT
taintedfae a demandé : Mwahahahaha! I found you! Come follow me? Yessss, yessss, give in to the dark side.... yesssss.
I feel like Forty Six & 2 Has Never Been More...
And yet, I can find no way to force myself into relation. I feel as though my motivation, intelligence and even physical stamina are all retaliating against me for all of the awful I’ve done. I dunno, man. I think this is the sleep-needing rambles of a sad Tors, and you guys should just go ahead and go back to waiting for me to reblog Totoros and weed or some shit. Don’t worry, its...
So like nobody including myself ever reads my...
So now would be a good time to mention I’m pretty sure I’m giving up the job/housing hunt, school, reapplying for my gov. assistance and anything that involves borderline giving a shit.
Creep level: over 9000
You can sleaze via Facebook all you want, but you still gotta take her out and probably do less drugs, man. I’m sayin’. You can trust me, I’m wingmanin’ it.
Being distracted and distant feels bad for...
But I’mma just keep doing it until it goes away. Breathing room is nice stuff, man.
I dunno if this is true, but good guy brain
chucksandjumpers: williamowainherondale: omg guess what i found out today that falling feeling when you wake up suddenly in bed is because when you were dropping off you heart rate slowed down too fast so your brain thought you were dying so it tried waking you up immediatly thank u brain~ No problem, boss.
Reblogging because fuck telecasters
brosephwood: “JOE WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT” “A telecaster why” “You can’t even play your acoustic well” “But it was shiny and talking to me”